WonkMeet Calendar

San Francisco, CA

Friday, 18 June 2021 6pm - 10pm

Fukui hosted a fine evening at Coqueta on the water at Pier 5, The Embarcadero. The weather was outstanding and the Wonkers even more so. Each Wonker that showed up was an unparalleled jem of perfection in body, soul and mind. See? It's true.


Host: Fukui

Portland, OR

Saturday, 24 July 2021 11am - 5pm

We had a wonderful WonkMeet at Peninsula Park.

It was Major EPIC! Pictures are here. Our Editrix Herself proclaimed this the best WonkMeet ever (so far.)

Hosts: Jen W., Woman in the Persistance, Pickagoodname, & Uncle Milburn

Thank you everyone that traveled so far to show up. Pisto was the distance winner coming all the way from St. Pete, FLA.

San Diego, CA

Thursday, 12 August 2021, 6pm - 9pm

Our Editrix Herself will be at Chicano Park along with Binkysbroad and, I assume,
other irregular Wonkers from the area.

Hosts: Rebecca and Binkysbroad

If you need advice on where to stay or other local info, please contact one of the hosts.

Spokane, WA

August 14th

Location change due to Delta

Spokane Audubon Park at 6pm. Look for the WonkMeet flag. Family friendly event in a city park, so keep it cool, ya know.

Hosts: Paul and Skeptic-KC

Los Angeles, CA

Sunday, 15 August 2021, 3pm - 6pm

Pan Pacific Park. 7600 Beverly Blvd

Hosts: Rebecca and CAlly

If you need advice on where to stay or other local info, please contact one of the hosts.

San Francisco, CA

Friday, August 20th, 6pm - 10pm

Hyatt Regency Embarcadero Center, in the back of the Eclips bar.

Hosts: Fukui

Brooklyn, NY

Sunday, August 29th, 4pm - wheneverish

Greenwood Park, best beer garden in town.
Email me: jpdemers at yahoo.com to RSVP so I can reserve the appropriate table(s). Early arrivals can join us in some boidwatching in Green-Wood Cemetery, which is right there.

Host: Beelzebubba

Manhattan, NY

Friday, September 3rd, Noonish

Bryant Park, Manhattan, NYC

Sign-up Sheet

The way it works is you put your name (non-commenting handle, real name, both, we ain't picky) in the first column, email in the second column, food items you would like to bring in the third, and beverages (adult or otherwise) in the fourth. Also, it being my birthday and all, I thought we could all chip in for 2-3 large Cajun pies from Two Boots.

Nobody is required to bring anything, If you prefer to just email me contact info, my email is theycallmevirgo at gmail.

The more the merrier and the cheaper the pizza.

I'm fully vaccinated and have legitimate sinus issues but we will be outdoors, so I won't be masking. Everyone else is welcome to do as they please.

Hosts: FKA_DONNIE_D & Mavenmaven

The Berkshires of Western Massachusetts

September 3rd - 6th

Labor Day Weekend Camping Wonkextravaganza


It is with sad and heavy hearts we have to cancel this year's Labor Day Weekend Camping Wonkextravaganza - again.

As some of you know I'm immunocompromised due to the meds I take for RA and the chemotherapy I took for the kidney tumor. Sadly, even though I'm fully vaccinated the variants and with the breakthrough infection rate skyrocketing it has now become increasingly problematic for someone like me with an immune system that has been effectively killed off. My doctors have advised this gathering would be a bad idea and after much discussion we've decided to take the good doctors' advice and cancel.

We are so sorry and we really hope you'll forgive this shitty retraction of our invitation to join us on the mountain.

This sucks in so many ways and we're sorry for any inconvenience this might cause you.

Maybe next year - If the gods are willing and the creek don't rise.

Holly and Paul

Sauk Rapids, MN

Sunday, September 12th, 6pm -8pm

Old Capitol Tavern 2 North Benton Drive

Hosts: Maggie

Polson, MT


Casa de Wonkette. They are still working out the details.

Hosts: Rebecca and Shy

San Francisco, CA

Friday, September 17th, 6pm - 10pm

Hyatt Regency Embarcadero Center, in the back of the Eclips bar.

Hosts: Fukui

Cleveland, OH

Friday, October 1st, 5pm - closing

The Treehouse in Tremont at 820 Collage Ave.
If you're looking for local info on where to stay contact gerryvogel(a)gmail.com.

Hosts: Aunt Aiofe (east side) and Some Guy From Ohio (west side)

San Francisco, CA

Friday, October 15th, 6pm - 10pm

Hyatt Regency Embarcadero Center, in the back of the Eclips bar.

Hosts: Fukui

Hudson, NY

Wednesday, October 20th, 2pm

You don't have to do shit, just get on a train.
Then Meet everywonk at the Hudson train station and then proceed in an orderly fashion to the Seventh Street Park at 7th and Warren.

For info and rides contact drjen@wonker.org

Hosts: Redneckistan and Dr. Jen (Lil' Snot is not doing a damn thing)

Orange County, CA (The OC)

Saturday, November 13th, 7pm

Left Coast Brewing
6652 Irvine Center Dr, Irvine, CA

Pickagoodname picka@wonk.wtf

San Francisco, CA

Friday, November 19th, 6pm - 10pm

Hyatt Regency Embarcadero Center, in the back of the Eclips bar.

Hosts: Fukui

Other Events

I'm hearing noise about a Spokane meet in August, more info soon. Nothing heard yet for the East Coast or Flyover Country. Mumbles from Wichita but nothing solid yet. This isn't hard, just find a nice spot to meet at and then let me know, and I'll added it to the list.

If you would like to add or modify an event, please contact info@wonkmeet.com

How To Event

If you don't see a location near you this means that you haven't done three things:

  1. Find a cool spot near you, like a pub or a park
  2. Decide a date that you would be willing to be there for a few hours
  3. Let me know at info@wonkmeet.com so I can post it

Then just show up and see who else shows up. That's how this works. Simple, ain't it?